Nerd – another “people-sapien” who has settled in the online world. Reasons for changing P.M.From the “Banal-Real” to the “Unreal-Virtual” worlds, this is a modest desire to become “Best of the Best” (BoB) and to pile on “everyone and everything”. Including “Noobs”, “GM-u”, “Folder”, and finally everything that moves, sways, and who you simply don’t mind wasting time on for the sake of killing. I would like to note that there are a lot of such people. But to become “Best of the Best of, Best of the Best” you need to be able to play like hell and sometimes think tactically… well, or sometimes turn on “thinking with convolutions”. Since a high-speed “rush” with a shotgun at the ready, or a sharpened uber-axe for “+-~100500 damage to pink elephants”, does not solve the problem.
We’ve sorted this out in general terms, who he is and why he’s bothering with crap. As you understand, we have already accidentally divided it into subspecies.
RiP RPG Nerd – The most terrible nerd. He can easily upgrade his character from level 1 to level 80 throughout his life. At the same time, it’s joyful to “whoop” and shred monsters with the same sharpened “uber-axe with damage +-~=100500 on pink elephants”, first into cabbage, then into minced meat, and then into Olivier salad. And the purpose of all this “Salad Mess” is the desire to knock out the rare “armored diaper made from werewolf wool”, which increases resistance against colds and radiculitis. And it doesn’t let you crap yourself during the attack of the “Three-assed-mammoth-shaped-five-beaked gopher”. It also prevents you from shredding your spine during a blow to the head with a “rail-shaped blade”. Which, when equipped simultaneously with a “sleeper-shaped knife” and a “sad builder’s helmet” * with a flashlight =) *, makes it possible to strike with a “locomotive” (Railway set).
As you understand from the above, the path of this subspecies goes through complex and severe tests of its nerves, unrealistic patience, and tests of craving for the functionality of the left mouse button, by the method of “clicking” everything that moves, sways, and generally looks at you crookedly.
This subspecies does not use any tactical actions. To become the “Best of the Best” (BoB) he needs to dress in the most rare uber-combat suit with a bonus to “Killing everyone and everything” with the same “+=~-100500”.
Shooterdrot – A nerd whose mission is not only to become a “BoB”, but also to take revenge on that nit that has settled somewhere at the other end of the map with a sniper. As you already understand, this subspecies is the most emotional and vindictive. Throughout the entire round, he can methodically take revenge on everyone because of whom he died an “inappropriate death.”.
At the same time, he still has a lot of competitors who still want to become “BoB”, hit “everyone and everything”, and for dessert shoot “shot-salt” from a shotgun at the 5th point, just for fun. Since in a shooter the gear “~-=+ 100500 to damage against pink elephants” will not help… and it’s not there at all, although… the gear may not be there. But there must clearly be elephants. Just like the “Elephant” class guns are not simply introduced into the game.*sorry for going off topic*
So, there is no gear, there are no elephants, there are “elephants”. This means that in order not to die, he needs to master battle tactics, and have Jedi reaction and accuracy. Well, or just go to the nuboserver with “Elephant” and show off “how a zoophile chases lambs across a field”. But you can’t become a “BoB” on noob servers. And in order to overwhelm the rest of the “Pseudo BoBs” you need to guess the enemy’s actions.*and here’s a picture, 2 nerds are standing and using a crystal ball to guess the actions*
Also, to survive on the map you need to know everything!
Know how to choose the right weapon.(Since in tight spaces an inflatable balloon is more useful than a sniper rifle)
Know how to disguise yourself.(So, disguised as a “Pentium 3” in an office building, a soldier with a shotgun can kill all the reptiles in this office building.)
Know how to choose https://lejackpotcasino.co.uk/games/ the right moment.(So, just in time, a soldier jumped out from around the corner, smeared with something brown, armed with a drobodan of the “elephant” system, and shouts of “Banzai-sepuka-hentai”. Can make a small company shit itself, and then shoot it all.)
It is also important to know the area and surrounding objects.(So, disguised as a healthy “Gribos” on the main street of the city, a soldier will cause “fucking amazed looks”. And a few fragmentation grenades in your direction.)
We must also not forget about shooting accuracy.(So, like the “Dibiloid in a bulletproof vest”, which has a minigun of the “Shestislonoval” class, which cannot hit an unarmed, tied up enemy standing three meters away from him… well, this is already the height of “Cretenism”.)
Racing Nerd – A subspecies of nerd from the category “You’ll meet horseradish… and if you meet you, you’ll go nuts”. Most of the time these nerds play hardcore simulation games. Since it is in them that you need to be able to adjust “1000 and 1 bolt” and monitor the pressure in all tires (including the spare tire). Because one wrong setting… and this could happen
It is also important to be able to drive a racing car. This is not NFS, where armored cars are magnetized to the ground, which have no clutch pedal, no brake pedal, and the gear lever lies somewhere in the trunk. In simulators, the car consists not of 4 wheels and a body, but of a body weighing 200 kg. which was equipped with a 3-liter turbocharged engine, lightweight wheels were added, and a pilot’s seat was welded on *They don’t drive cars like this, they fly them*.
In order for this entire “jet-powered piece of metal” to enter the turn correctly, the player needs to take into account many factors and tap dance on the keyboard.
Well, I think that’s enough about simulator nerds. There are also “Machinodrots”. They play the game just for the cars themselves. He needs the race process itself “like a boa constrictor needs slippers”. His dream is to have a garage with the most "cool"Byglasses. He’s completely obsessed with cars. If you ask him “How are you??", you won’t get a standard answer like “Not bad” or “Bad”. The answer will sound something like this: “Like a Porshe 911” or “Like a Lada Kalina”.
I almost forgot, never talk about your car breaking down in front of a “Sim Nerd”. Otherwise, he will pretend to be a “Mechanic with a Bachelor” all day long and turn your brain into a “Boiled Radiator” and your mood into a “Blown Out Tire.”.
“Strategies or Chess Evolution” – A strategy nerd is, first of all, a thinker, and only then, a brute who demolishes your base from “Elephant Tanks”, etc. mobile death machines, in the first minute of the match.
Divided into 2 types – “Kasparovs” and “Diarrays”.
“Kasaparov” – This is a true strategist, He knows how to slowly and methodically kill an entire army with the help of one unit, and then abuse the main base. As you understand, he always thinks with his head and constantly comes up with new tactics. He always has “2 moves against crowbar, and a shotgun just in case”. And against the same tactics “inadequate strategic maneuver”, which always works.
“Diarrhealer” (in common parlance “Rusher”) – Sharp as diarrhea, and just as unexpected. It takes not by quality, but by quantity, speed, and stubbornness. All he needs to know is how to quickly develop into “Elephant Units” that don’t care about anything. Or, which of the readily available types of units, in large numbers, can dismantle the enemy base brick by brick?.
If I forgot to write about something, please comment… We can talk about this character for a long time, so I did not describe everything in very detail, and perhaps I forgot to write about something.